The husband is heading down to "The 'Burg" this weekend for the William & Mary homecoming . One of his college buddies, always slightly queso-y but now that he has hit 40, is losing his hair and driving a porsche he is downright unctuous, * is going with him.
* If I can't be math funny than I am just going to throw around big words. That's what I have decided.
So my husband's oleaginous friend decides to be all Big Man on Campus class of '88 and rent a boat to take young co-eds on a booze cruise. This is the boat:
They are really going to look like Big Swingin' Dick's -- with the emphasis on the "Dicks."
Are my eyes deceving me or is that boat really named the "BONE Voyage?"
By the way, I got a headache from your math post.
Posted by: MetroDad | October 25, 2006 at 11:32 AM
Wow! Gary Hart flashback! Why don't they rent the Monkey Business instead? It's a proven chick magnet!
Posted by: JJ Daddy-O | October 25, 2006 at 02:40 PM
Hope they get laid.....as if!
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA.
Posted by: JJ Daddy Baby Momma | October 25, 2006 at 05:52 PM
How very Fred Smoot.
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/the-full-report-on-the-sex-boat-143558.php
Posted by: gmoney | October 25, 2006 at 06:14 PM
Yup. The "Bone Voyage" as in "kiss getting laid good bye."
Posted by: Xdm | October 25, 2006 at 10:28 PM
Dammit! Somebody already made the Smoot joke.
That is what I get for going grocery shopping instead of reading blogs.
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | October 26, 2006 at 05:42 PM
I'm guessing that the boat is NOT owned by this company: http://www.bvpetsit.com/ although that was the first thing that popped into my mind. If you ever need a petsitter, I hear they're very good.
At least you won't be subjected to riding. 8-)
Posted by: merseydotes | October 27, 2006 at 10:49 AM